soil yourself

Verb: to fill ones pants with faeces (bodily waste discharged through the anus) due to lack of anal muscle strength, "holding it for too long" or too much curry the previous night
"hey look jerome sat on some choclate ice cream lets all laugh at his expence"
"Thats not ice cream, Jerome i think you just soiled yourself"

soil yourself
by cai3i3age October 06, 2005
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simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200

Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 24, 2019
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westgate yourself

A saying used by Australians, particularly if you live in Victoria. Meaning to jump of the westgate bridge, one of the highest bridges in Australia.
by Albietroz March 22, 2017
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dig yourself

"dig yourself," 1970's slang idiom. Taken from; "dig, to dig" meaning to get a proper under standing, to get down to the truth of the matter. "Dig yourself," figure it out , work it out , get to the real, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
You sounding awful wack right now pops, you really need to dig yourself
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lose yourself

Academy Award winning song written by Eminem. One of his greatest songs, with deep lyrics, a great rhythm and a catchy chorus. Eminem didn't attend the Oscars, but the award was accepted by Luis Resto. (who the hell is him?... i have no idea)
"You can do anything you set your mind to, man"
"And the Academy Award goes to... Lose yourself!!"
by eminem_fan September 02, 2006
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milking yourself

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.
by Hickey boy March 11, 2018
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unbottle yourself

If you're an uptight sort of person that needs an excuse to let loose a little and be a bit extroverted and have fun in a way that would normally embarrass you .. you need to "unbottle yourself".

Carlsberg has just laid claim to this term with their app campaign suggesting people "unbottle" themselves. It's targeted at Swede's in particular, being that they're uber conservative - trying to find the most 'courageous person' in Sweden.
at a karaoke bar with your mates - "Jimmy, you've got no balls, unbottle yourself and dedicate the next song to that hot blonde over there!"

at the work party, watching a colleague dance with an imaginary person on the dancefloor - "someones unbottled themselves .."
by HappyHourHanna March 28, 2011
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