A theory developed that shows the moans are the inverse of sighs. Where moans go up then down in tone, sighs go down then up in tone. This theory is useful for people learning Chinese, or taking Mandarin/Cantonese as a Second Language.
According to the moan-sigh theory, the essence of pronunciation for mandarin characters with the 3rd tone is comparable to that of a sigh, or the inverse of a sigh - known as a moan.
Moan and Cry day always falls on November 1st, the day after Halloween. Moan and Cry day is a celebration of moaning in pain and crying because you are WAY too much fucking candy (or drank to much at a party) on Halloween.
Chad: "YOOO DUDE! The Bros are comin over for Moan and Cry day, u comin?
Kyle: FUCK YAH BRO!
a moani is a large voluptuous guidette who intends to screw up the lives of everyone. moan-i's are flat chested (and hairy), abnoxious, and ostracized. no one likes these creatures, for they disgust mankind