goat monger

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!

Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.

by Ian Henman November 7, 2003

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"

Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"

by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

pussy monger

one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.

damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.

by bagheera187 February 15, 2006

soup monger

A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.

Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!

by kevin horan October 29, 2009

blow monger

someone who frequently sucks dick

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger

by how about nooooo January 29, 2010

Media monger

One who gets most of all their knowledge from news channels such as cnn, fox, cnbc, ect. Also, another for would be social-media's Facebook, twitter, ect.

Whe can all tell the Johnson's live in a pen and paper world. Everything they said tonight made them sound like a media monger family.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 10, 2016

Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

by mibracedude September 11, 2011