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duvet welding

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.
by ManMitre April 28, 2010
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WELD

(Acronym for "White Entitled Liberal Douche")

A person of Caucasian decent, typically one who is educated, and/or comes from a middle-class or an upper-class background, who holds views that are both socially and politically liberal, and who tend to be pompous and arrogant about their views. This person tends to be a Facebook SJW, spouting off their views on issues such as gay, racial, women's, and animal rights, climate change, etc., but doesn't do any actual activism to support issues they seem to hold dear. WELDs are often times vegan, may be seen driving hybrid vehicles with stickers announcing their views, and believe in their hearts that you are part of the problem if you do not do as they do.
I just saw Grayson's Prius parked at the yoga studio, and it has a bumper sticker that says, "Love animals. Don't eat them." What a WELD.
by jimmy ha-ha February 17, 2022
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Tig Welded

Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.

This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023
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Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
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Glue Weld

When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.
I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.
by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018
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Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.
"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.
by PhatRob June 9, 2021
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