August 13

The person born on this day is the most beautiful and the kindest person you‘ll ever meet. They’re loving and caring and super good in bed.

Him: when is your birthday?
Her: August 13th
Him: OMG I want you

by Micropenis1337 November 11, 2019

Oceano 13

Oceano 13 is a local gang located in Oceano, CA. It has been successful and survived for many generations due to the gang’s practice of inbreeding. This has resulted in gang members with severe mental retardation but has allowed for the gang to survive the passage of time.

Person A: Have you heard of Oceano 13?
Person B: Oh yeah, you mean that gang in Oceano with the mentally retarded tweakers?
Person A: Yes.

by fshfhf July 24, 2021

13/50

An out of date statistic. 13 no longer does 50, they do 60

CIA: wait, is 13/50 true?
Bane: not anymore, 13/60 now
CIA: that’s a big ratio
Bane: for you

by Feminal Radicist October 6, 2022

june 13

on june 13 you have to give a girl you’re sweatshirt or hoodie

boy: here ___ have my hoodie
girl: why?
boy: its june 13

by imlikealrightyall November 2, 2019

June 13

A hot af boys bday

June 13 is every cute or hot boy bday

by Nuggetbixch October 17, 2019

13 July

The day when a legend was born. You’re welcome, it’s a pleasure, don’t even mention it. ;)

13 July a King was born

by UrbanDestiny January 26, 2021

November 13

National Unnus Annus day.

i miss unnus annus. November 13 is national unnus annus day

by michealaftonsheadlice November 13, 2020