grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2013

left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.

i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Balls

The name of where the piss in the mans body is held or the second in power of sexiness the first being the dick it’s second because the balls are behind the dick

Friend Wait what’s that behind your dick

Me my balls

by Real mand November 22, 2020

sugoma balls

refers to balls of the sugomas
sugoma balls tip DO NOT SPELL IT BACKWARDS

sugoma balls tip DO NOT SPELL IT BACKWARDS
me: my friend said sugoma balls backwards and got molested by red imposter from amongus
friend: sugoma balls
*demonic screeching*
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

by Normal Sams Dicktionary December 29, 2023

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019

Balls

at least two balls in a group

My balls got stomped on

by imbombing2 November 23, 2021

Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.

Grandmother: Those are big black monkey balls.

by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022