like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition

"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"

by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021

Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

beber balls

The better way to pronounce Tim Biebe's

Can I get some fucking beber balls?

by S.aap December 7, 2021

no balls

scared to do something someone dared you to do/ being a fucking pussy. or, someone dared you to do something and thinking you wont do it they reply, "no balls"

"i dare you to talk to emma, no balls"

or

"you litterally have no balls bc u wont do my dare fucking ni-"

by i love men big daddy fuck me August 30, 2023