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Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.
by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024
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balls

another name for the-thing-in-your-pants
also multiple balls
can i have one of your balls?
i will suck on your balls
by person we dont speak of April 11, 2021
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Skeaze Ball

A complete jerk and douche. Usually found in ghetto places hanging around the pay phone.
This guy took my ring after he broke up with me. He's such a skeaze ball.
by williwonka November 29, 2011
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in
by Roach nigga March 27, 2025
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Ass balls

by cockandballs500 October 9, 2022
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Balls First

(Of a man) The act of inserting one’s balls into another persons orifice, as opposed to the traditional method, ‘tip first.’
Dude, I went balls first in Patricia last night.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
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