Fat big gay balls

Big licks on the gay big balls , usually reverse cowgirl

Fat big gay balls is the action of an big fat old man sucks on my big fat creamy balls is the definition of fat big balls

by Ballsaresofatandyummy69 February 4, 2023

chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022

Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

wee ball

Wee Ball is where you hold you foreskin tightly and we into your foreskin.

Once the foreskin is full, chuck it onto the person next to you and scream "Wee Ball"

James and Patric were at the urinals. James wee'd into his foreskin whilst holding the end tightly.

He then through the ball of piss over Patric and screamed Wee Ball!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

THICC BALLS

Some nice thicc balls

THICC BALLS is when someone's balls are thicc and maybe have a side of McDonald's french fries

by JaketheVCP August 18, 2024

Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010