high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(
by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016
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high-bub

A high-bub is a person in charge of making corporate decisions at Zen. They are known by their 2 strongest strengths.

1. Making decisions that alienate / fracture their fanbase.

2. Secretly meeting in deep caverns whilst playing D&D and cosplaying as their favorite Star Wars characters. (unconfirmed... citation needed)
high-bub 1: "Hey we still have a community after wiping all of their high-scores and changing the EULA on them! What are we going to do?"

high-bub 2: "I know, lets make a new version and confuse the heck out of them with table packs!"

high-bub 1: "No that won't work :( How bout we over-pay again for more Star Wars licenses... surly they'll tire of that?"

high-bub 3: "I got it! Lets move everything over to the Epic Mega-Games Store. That will loose a lot of them right away!"

high-bub 1: "Oh, that is perfect :) "
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.
Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
by slimshady53 October 12, 2021
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Flaker's High

The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.

Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.
"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."

"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."
by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023
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Design Tech High School

A place full of opportunities and exploration!
"Man, I'm so glad I got into Design Tech High School! I can't wait to explore!" 😜
by Explorer58 April 11, 2023
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high bitch moment

When you have a high bitch moment and do something you will regret later on
John: yo dude what happens to her hair

Leo: she cut it all of while having a high bitch moment bro
by Buffdaddy69 October 09, 2019
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Philly high five

While having a 3 way with your boy, you notice his junk falls out, so you reach down and guide it back in. While doing so, you give him a few strokes to bring him back up to speed.
While tagging this chick with my boy Vinnie, I noticed he couldn’t keep up and his junk fell out. So I reached down and gave him a Philly High Five.
by Clam Digger November 28, 2023
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