usb to micro usb

when a man with a large dick ass fucks a man with a smaller dick while he fucks the first man's wife because his dick cant fit inside her

Guy 1: How does shaquille o neal fuck his wife?
Guy 2: usb to micro usb

by mathblu June 3, 2018

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

It’s Micaa

An amazing youtuber, her birthday is actually coming up August 18th she’s legit the hes. and she makes amazing videos!

Omg my favorite youtuber It’s Micaa posted!!!

by sarah.com August 13, 2018

bethany and micheal

bethany and micheal are the schools cutest couple. he always makes her laugh and is very tall. she can get jealous if he talks to other girls, but over all he makes her feel like a princess. everyone in the school is jealous of this relationship because they way she treats her is a girls dream come true

bethany and micheal are the perfect relationship

by unicorncow October 4, 2018

göra-en-micke

To pass on lunch with your co-workers and instead go with other imaginary friends.

Are you joining us for lunch today?
No, I'm gonna "göra-en-micke"

by notreallypseudo January 25, 2019

The Marvelous Michael

The Marvelous Michael is a beautiful woman who just turned 18 if you get to meet her your so lucky. Because if you end up being her friend she will care for you and defend you and be there for you. Don't play with her because you'll never find anyone like her.

The Marvelous Michael is the best sister friend I could have.

by Beautifulme723 February 2, 2019