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grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
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Trans Ball Lock

When a trans girl's mustache tangles with a man's ball hair while performing oral
I forgot to shave last night before Destiny went down on me and we got stuck in a trans ball lock
by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023
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put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
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Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
by Kelhonson June 20, 2016
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Harry ball dip.

When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.

Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
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Pitch me some balls

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth
Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!
by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022
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