Sonny's love rug

The well oiled chin furniture adorned by the west sides top shagger of tenerife 2018.

"Aw man you smell Sonny's love rug recently?"

"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"

"Fuck sake."

by Churdmeister June 3, 2020

True love

What Angel and mondu have. It’s the feeling that you are safe with me with ur life. It’s the feeling of butterflies when we lock eyes or our skin finally connects. True love is when no matter what you have going on I will never judge you and you for you. It’s when I find your biggest flaws ur biggest attractions. True love is when we no one else will feel like home and they evaporate from our minds. True love is when I listen, care and make you feel like you never have to feel fearful , misunderstood or unloved ever. You will feel it everyday for the rest of our life’s because no one on earth deserves TRUE LOVE more than my sweet sexy caring determined intelligent strong hunny.

I don’t want anyone else because what we have is TRUE LOVE.

by Sofritoshunny January 6, 2024

lovely day in pairadice

A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.

Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!

by QuacksO December 12, 2018

First Love

The best thing about Your First Love is that it isn’t your last

She was my first love

by Your Friend :)) June 30, 2021

Loved

Something I am definitely not worth of being

Man, I’m never ever going to be loved

by animegirlwannabe December 15, 2019

love

love is a feeling that never lasts it feels good then it's pain

i love u

by sicksid November 23, 2021

Love

I wish I could explain

What you do to me…
You make my heart scream…
And my head wonder if I am insane…

Never have I been like this…
Just seeing you I miss…
While my heart awaits that first kiss…
And my head wants to reminisce…

A fire inside of me you light…
That brings nothing but delight…
No fright…
As my heart knows this is right….

It is you!!!!
Honestly I have no clue…
As to what to do…
All I can say…
Is I love YOU!!!

I hope my words you see…
And you realize the love from me!!!
You are my one for eternity ❤️❤️❤️❤️
And you always will be!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 23, 2024