As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024
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Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
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Get the cock and ball torture mug.An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto
Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!
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