shrunk junk syndrome

A person who is abusing or overdosing on steroids.

Lil' bro over there has shrunk junk syndrome because he is roided up.

by anonymous December 11, 2025

Matt G Syndrome

A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.

Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"

by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025

Chlion syndrome

Chlion syndrome: you’re madly in love. You found your soulmate. You’re good to go. The rest of your life is now fulfilled.

“Bro… I think I have Chlion syndrome… this shordy I met is my soulmate top left… we just get each other on a different level type beat…”

“You might be tweaking but I support you vro”

by Buttluv December 13, 2025

Evangelion Syndrome

A totally real (trust me bro) psychological condition where a person becomes emotionally attached to someone who constantly insults, belittles, or emotionally damages them.

Symptoms include:

Interpreting emotional abuse as “deep connection”

Thinking “they’re mean because they care”

* Strong attraction to tsunderes and emotionally unavailable people

* Severe Shinji behavior

Common examples:

* Staying attached to someone who treats you like garbage

* “I can fix them” mentality

Origin:
Named after Neon Genesis Evangelion, a series where nearly every character desperately clings to people who actively ruin their mental health.

Usage:
“Bro stop texting her, that’s straight up Evangelion Syndrome.”

by CreativeBear0 December 16, 2025

Stockton Syndrome

The inability to see through your own ego no matter the expert advice or common sense being presented to you. Named after Richard Stockton Rush, the CEO of Oceangate.

Don't waste your time explaining that to him, he's got Stockton Syndrome.

by Lectro December 18, 2025

Catholme Syndrome

Someone who falls in love with a catfish after finding out their true identity

Damn man, my friend found out they got catfished, and still ended up falling for them. Talk about catholme syndrome.

by Ga0 December 20, 2025

Nonchalant Syndrome

A state of mind in where one thinks everything is corny because they are so nonchalant, particularly for those who surround themselves with "corny" individuals.

Person 1: Would you want to nerd out about insert topic?
Person 2: Nah, I'm good, that's mad corny.
Person 1: Do you have Nonchalant Syndrome, or something? You're mad lame.

by Iridescent_Iris December 22, 2025