are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

glaze me

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

by February 10, 2024

cuts me

Annoys. Gets under your skin. Aggravates. You understand.

Oh no, here comes that guy again. You wait on him because he cuts me.

by Ger3459 June 01, 2018

Me in ten freaking years

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.

God. That will be me in Ten freaking years

by Queen_livi3699433 February 12, 2019

Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.> Me Interese Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Me Interese Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Me Interese Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024