Elite ball knowledge

an idea/thing that's known only among a niche community who can immediately recognize it yet leave people who don't know confused

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by sirguy2 May 12, 2025

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Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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Corn ball

Somebody who says cringey things that make you shrivel up like a nutsack on steroids.

Cologino Anthony Milani is such a corn ball

by AlexLeAnalator May 13, 2025

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You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

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Ball Don't Lie

An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.

Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"

by victorgardin May 17, 2025

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