You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation

Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me

by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022

kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021

Send me

When the idea of something is so cool that you can’t handle it.

It’s going to really send me when we finally pop that bottle of Aprés in Park City Utah that we sneak into the No Name Saloon without paying a corking fee and make 40 new friends at the bar cause we’re mad dope.

by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX February 6, 2023

dropped the bomb on me

When she gives the bomb ass blow job

She dropped the bomb on me, she gave me some bomb ass head

by Djmans November 1, 2017

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024

Without me

You used my rhetoric.

Hym "You didn't win without me and you didn't create AI without me you piece of shit and you are gonna get somebody's kids mangled for trying to get away with. YOU. ARE. NOT. TAKING. MY. SHIT. AND. NOT. PAYING. FOR. IT. MEGYN. I don't care what the law says. I don't care about evidence. I don't care what I said OR who I said it about and NEITHER DO YOU. You will come clean or you can explain why somebody's kid got randomly stabbed. I'll give you a hint. It wasn't random and I have a list of names on my phone of people who could have stopped it. That's exactly what I'm going to tell the mother in court. I'm going to name you, everyone you know, your kids, everyone. What YOU are doing... IS NOT WORKING... What I am doing... IS. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

let me finish

Something that a Karen repeatedly says when someone calls them out on their blatant stupidity in an argument that they are CLEARLY losing.

Also see: listen to me

Gordon Ramsay: "Jamacian chicken is dry rubbed, not"--
Dr. Una Morris: "LET ME FINISH"

by itsjustcommonsense October 12, 2022