Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later

Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019

Ryan Littlejohn

A rare majestic ginger unicorn. When women set eyes on a Ryan Littlejohn they freeze like a deer in the headlights as they watch this majestic creature cross their path.

That was totally a Ryan Littlejohn!

by GingerUnicorn July 6, 2016

ryan leung

ryan leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeung

Person 1: i'm ryan leung
Person 2: oh really
Person 1: yea
Person 2: so its ryan leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeung

by UniversalSpace October 31, 2020

Ryan fu

plural for alcoholic,

Oh look, its a ryan fu

by JJPDSOAJ June 22, 2018

Ryan Hogan

Literally the fattest thing on earth

Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.

by Enus isakoovic February 23, 2020

Ryan

A 'Tall' But not so tall, confused male. Who is commonly seen within bead shops... Fiddling with... beads... Often seen lolling on his bed, laughing uncontrollably to the point they are close to dying. Or itching.

Or alternatively.. a bead creap.

" Oh look there's a Ryan! "

by bEaStLiNg_11 August 26, 2011

Dirty ryan

A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.

"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"

by Jamco95 June 9, 2020