Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.

"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."

by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

Wheeler

A small town in Wheeler county located in the panhandle of Texas. Named after Royal Tyler Wheeler, this town in known for Alan Bean, Texas county, and for having tons of drinking, even though it is in a dry county.

I live in Wheeler. MLIA

by Rhyme-over-polka December 5, 2010

shit wheel

Someone who always hangs around you that you hate, but cant get rid of. Like a 3rd wheel only with shit on it.

I wish your brother would stop coming over he is such a shit wheel.

by G Diddy April 7, 2004

wheeling

The act of kissing or making out with someone who you aren't in a relationship with

Guy 1- Yo are and Kathy dating?

Guy 2- Nah man, we're just wheeling

by TheOneWhoKnocks 4Times February 26, 2017

Wheel of Sex

(Noun)

A game of chance that is played when two or more males sexually approach a female and the female does not know who to pick to fuck.

How to play the "Wheel of Sex":

1. Firstly, a spinner (Not unlike the spinner used in the universally renown game of twister) will be appropriated. The spinner represents the "Wheel". The unlucky female will then stand on the "Wheel", and the two or more males will stand on any point on the diameter of the spinner's arc.
2. The female will spin the "wheel", and the closest male to the spinner's pointer will be fucked by the female.

Vanessa: Damn, Mark and Nathan both want to fuck me but I don't know who to pick!

Richard: Don't worry! There is an easy solution to the predicament at hand: The Wheel of Sex!

by Dank_nmemes July 31, 2017