"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".
by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016
by youyermom December 6, 2022
by Iknow2256 December 2, 2017
That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️
by bigslongdick._ February 27, 2022
1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".
2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.
2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.
1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...
2 Person 1: Let's do this video!
Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.
Person 1: But it will...
Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!
2 Person 1: Let's do this video!
Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.
Person 1: But it will...
Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!
by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021
Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023