dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

Yank-Wank

The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.

HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

bags wank

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy

“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”

by K-nicks October 21, 2019

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.

Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…

by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023