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ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation May 11, 2018
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ur moms cooch

when a place is very barren and lifeless
*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here
by ur moms cooch February 12, 2020
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Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*
by Fear my Contagious Gay May 11, 2018
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ur mommy normie

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.
"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."
by LilPizza March 24, 2018
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Ur granpa rarted

the only worse insult than "Ur granny tranny" , "Ur dad lesbian" and "Ur mom gay"

Warps reality of space and time
john: i bet you won't say it pussy
carl: ur granpa rarted
john: was never born as a result
by GaryKing March 12, 2018
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ur aunt a cunt

The worse insult known to mankind. It Completely annihilates ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother. It even destroys the infamous No U. Once said the user automatically becomes a god. The person who is told these words will shit their pants and die of cancer.
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*
by Jsmahser May 26, 2018
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Ur mom gay

The ultimate phrase that can destroy someone for life, and even tear a hole in the fabric of the space time continuem.
Person 1: ur mom gay

Person 2: *dies internaly*
by RandomStuffs_YT June 2, 2019
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