The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

turn the lights off

the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.

person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé

person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..

by angelsanal August 29, 2023

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 3, 2023

Turn out like Utahime

Never show when you're hurt, take all the pain like a CHAD. Even if it hurts very badly never show tears and just don't end up like Utahime

I just seen Kevin trip and it looks like he's about to cry fr
Nahh He gonna Turn out like Utahime

by #1BiggestHater September 13, 2023

Turn out

To introduce great sex to a sexually inexperienced person by leveraging multiple positions, various types of foreplay, increased levels of aggression/domination all culminating with the subject having an extraordinary/memorable orgasm(s).

He had only ever had sex one time so I leveraged my sexual prowess to turn out the dude, and now he's a real pro in the bedroom.

by CommonCents 13 September 20, 2023

U-turn

A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much

Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty

by My man My man My man September 21, 2023

National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 6, 2023