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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

Buddy Tongue

When your cats tongue hangs out of his/her mouth randomly for a period of time

Your cat has buddy tongue

by That one guys friend June 2, 2025

Tongue Juice

The juice from your tongue.

"We hooked up and swapped tongue juice."

by EmmiTisma May 8, 2017

bender tongue

When you do too much cocaine which results in a blistered, swollen tongue m.

I cant eat my fries because of my bender tongue.

by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024

Tongue-parp

The audible fart sound from one’s mouth. Can be used as a message of disapproval, a means for communication, OR at times, an expression of comradeship. Example: Spongebob squarepants, S1 E17 ‘Rock Bottom’.

**tongue-parp** this casserole tastes worse than a room temperature slice of shit.

by Nippleglam October 4, 2020

Dumper tongueing

The accidental or intentional licking of a butthole.

Her boyfriend was doing such a fantastic job performing oral stimulation that she jerked and made him go dumper tongueing.

He kept himself groomed well so his husband would consider a little playful dt.

by d mom kiwi March 27, 2016