Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.
"Christian, why are you such a goon!"
by I love loona May 5, 2025
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Goon

Neave is Smells of garlic+onions+olives+nothing
Because they all smell disgusting except nothing but I needed a N and I couldn’t think of anything :(
Btw neave payback for saying I smell like an onion
Ewww it’s a goon
Oh it’s neave
by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019
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When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.
SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED happend to my lil bro. 😭😭😭😭
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.
by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025
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Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."
by perroa March 22, 2024
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This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.

the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick

this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
hey honey i just got done "Sol badguy flicker gooning" im on my way home
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025
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Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
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