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Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.
by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025
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Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons
Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!
by ImoGod December 8, 2023
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.
"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."
by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Andalusian Flicker Gooning

The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.

It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.
My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville
by Monoruso December 19, 2024
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Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.
Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.
by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023
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