Cooked

Good definition:
1. (verb) did/executed (action) very well
2. (verb) dominated (someone) in a contest/fight.

Bad definition:
1. (adj) In a hopeless situation
2. (adj) Nowhere near best condition
3. (verb) got dominated by (someone) in a contest/fight

Good: Did y'all see that clean win? Bro cooked!
Bad: Did bro just get trickshot?? Nawh he's cooked 💀💀💀

by washed up jobless bum April 4, 2025

cook it nerd looser,

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....

cook it nerd looser, i hope your dog dies

by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.

Jaylen: My girlfriend and I thought we try a pajama cooking date tonight.
Zane: my girlfriend Amaya and I had cooking date last week. I wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas can make it even more steamy.

by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025

Cooking sack

Being extremely high from either smoking weed or consuming a different form of a cannabis.

Damn.... That bong rip got me cooking sack. Like straight cookin.

by DolphDingler March 23, 2021

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021

cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025