Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

Green Thumb

To be fucking a vegetarian chick from behind and you decide to shove a thumb in her anus.

Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!

by Tommy&Ricky June 10, 2021

Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.

Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.

by I Am The Ferrett March 07, 2020

thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 19, 2018

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

thumb sucking at an old age

when you still suck your thumb at an old age such as 5-11

me: I suck my thumb. Them: oh so u have a thumb sucking at an old age me: yes

by JON DOH7487387847847 March 31, 2022

thumbed me up

A British way of saying you were fingered.

Prince Harry thumbed me up good last night. I couldn't stop orgasming!

by CrumpetsAndHighTea December 17, 2016