the pit

A place you go where you have lost the will to live. Full of stripper poles and girls who think they are the new Pamela Anderson, these girls are bogans who think they are better than they are. Your typical lad will think it's acceptable to grind up and down you like a grater when in actual reality the girl he is doing this act to has her eyes widened with a vulgar scared look on her face hoping her friend gets her out of this sticky situation

Guy 1: oi pit Friday?
Guy 2: oath man, three birds i'm talking to on tinder will be there?

Girl 1: want to go to the pit tonight?
Girl 2: thank god i fake tanned last night or else I wouldn't go. How many pingas are we doing?

by isurgirlswagmama April 6, 2017

Get Pitted

When you spread open a girl’s pussy lips open with the tip of your dick.

Do you know what get pitted means?

by OgHandleogtripleog October 28, 2020

Pit stop

The act of refilling the gravity bong water mid-session

Dude, i knocked the cup over. We are definitely gonna need a pit stop

by Yung Guac October 3, 2018

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

dew pit

semen depository

made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.

by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Nosh pit

The crowd of quietly rowdy “mega fans” who travel across the globe to cheer on the Eurovision Song Contest. They are usually bald, bearded and clap with their palms

I loved the Swedish song of 2016, it went mental in the nosh pit.

by grimola February 8, 2019