Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Brain-Pain

When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".

Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."

by P0T 0F GR33D June 10, 2022

brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 02, 2022

Undertale pain

Any cringe
(l wrote this again)

Guy: this is cringe
Other guy: do you mean undertale pain
Guy: what
Other guy: AAJSNHS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT UNDERTALE PAIN IS WHY ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS
Guy: :(

by #earthwormsally August 09, 2020

Pain Olympics

Pain Olympics is a where someone doubts the worth their pain because "others have it worse" or the other way round wherr someone thinks there pain is more than eveyone elses

This applies to both physical and mental pain

Pain Olympics example1: "I mean yeah it's bad but there's others more hurt than me so it can't be that bad"

Pain Olympics example2: "Why does ____ get attention and help my pain is worse!"

by TanukiBoy January 07, 2023

Playoff Pain

Watching Your favorite team either blow a lead or be Eliminated from the playoffs in the most painful way possible (28-3, 3-1 Lead etc)

Alex: "Isn't he a Falcons fan"
Nico: "that blown 25 point lead was a level of playoff pain that no one thought possible"

by Dr FeelgoodMC89 December 22, 2020

Immersive Pain

This happens when you have testicular cancer or gets trolled so hard by a girl, hurts more when you know you're a guy.

"I Have Immersive Pain"
- Alik, not me

by 🏱❒♏⬧♓♎♏■⧫ ☞◆■■⍓ ✞ October 15, 2022