naptown-nap

the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first
this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap
by cock drags ground & mi hung-lo December 11, 2009
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Anger nap

While the 40 participants initially spent equal time attempting to conquer the unsolvable puzzles the scientists put before them, a one-hour nap made people more likely to continue spending time on the problem, while non-nappers (who watched a nature documentary for an hour instead) were more likely to give up. The nappers also reported that they felt less impulsive after having a snooze. The subjects had kept a consistent sleep schedule for the few days before the study, and the groups were randomized to control for age, habitual feelings of sleepiness, and other factors.
I was boiling when I figured out their game to try and prove I'm a disloyal person but I uped them one and took a anger nap before I said something I wouldn't usually say.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 01, 2019
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poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty
I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again
by unklebob 666 June 08, 2024
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Nap Fetish

Link's sexual desire to wake from a good ass nap then fuck your Bitch. Kik.me/IntelliJ
Link had a nap fetish. He always got in the Z's and the pussy ;)
by Lordpasstaaa July 22, 2016
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time nap

the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.
i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.
by kronmasta173 November 06, 2010
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Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.
I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.
by HST Wannabe March 26, 2013
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Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.
by Frank Gold February 02, 2023
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