Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

Barnham's Law

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."

I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.

by Xicer October 9, 2008

Gurtinkurt’s law

The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.

Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”

Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”

by Queella February 9, 2021

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions

Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.

by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Gynters Law

Gynter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 21, 2022