When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!
by Greg Van Gastel Stinkenstein May 13, 2006
Get the Tea steamermug. when a man places his scrotom on somone's face while that person wheter it be a male/female is sleepin, very unexpecting and takes a picture for proof
by big_wood September 14, 2005
Get the tea bagginmug. The art of baggers dipping testicles in pollards grotesque dripping aids infested penis receiving flange shaped mouth
Yo, u did a tea bagley there.
Death by tea bagley - she choked on your hairy nut sack
Hickin tea bagged harriet.
hickin scat fetish loved tea bagging whilst scatting
i want to suck your scrote, please tea bag me right now. go on do a tea bagley then scat in my mouth, i love the scat. nowt better than a bit nutty scat. yeeeeaaa ahh haa i like it its nutty mmmmmm.
Death by tea bagley - she choked on your hairy nut sack
Hickin tea bagged harriet.
hickin scat fetish loved tea bagging whilst scatting
i want to suck your scrote, please tea bag me right now. go on do a tea bagley then scat in my mouth, i love the scat. nowt better than a bit nutty scat. yeeeeaaa ahh haa i like it its nutty mmmmmm.
by Fishmanman March 2, 2008
Get the tea bagleymug. To call, educate, inspire, and motivate to action all Americans and our elected representatives to restore out of control governments — at all levels — to governments that are operated according to the precepts and principles of our Founders and the limits imposed by our Founding Documents.
Tea party members would be against borrowing from future generations, monetizing debt (printing money to pay own bills), legally require insurance purchase to be a citizen.
by AmericanEagle September 16, 2011
Get the tea partymug. The liquid portion of diarehea. More specifically a very dark black liquid that squirts from the ass with great force. The excretion contains no solid pieces and is very running.
by mike meds October 13, 2006
Get the Black Teamug. Alternative name for a kite-surfer
by Joe Winder November 25, 2003
Get the tea-baggermug. 1. n. The act of a person who places his testicles into another person's mouth or accepts another person's testicles into his mouth. Variant, Has also come to refer to placing testicles in a female's mouth.
2. n. Term used by liberal pols and pundits to denigrate conservatives who are actively protesting taxes that fund causes conservatives oppose.
2. n. Term used by liberal pols and pundits to denigrate conservatives who are actively protesting taxes that fund causes conservatives oppose.
1. The President invited the tea bagging activist for a meeting and praised him for his homosexual agenda.
2. Liberals love to coddle homosexuals in public , but show their disgust for them and their acts by discribing a taxation protester as a tea bagging queer.
2. Liberals love to coddle homosexuals in public , but show their disgust for them and their acts by discribing a taxation protester as a tea bagging queer.
by Eutychus II December 2, 2009
Get the tea baggingmug.