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by Chodoh March 9, 2022
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fever sweats

A condition characterized by and inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology is fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in medical residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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Sweat

(noun) Any individual who has lost the ability to adapt or change, causing them to panic and lash out in fear. Generally caused by the onset of old age (30+).
Referred to collectively as Sweats.
Did you see that absolute Sweat screaming at the security guard?

Ye. Total shitlord.
by -=[M]=- February 10, 2022
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Sweat

"Brayden is such a off-brand peace control Kyle, a sweaty try-hard, and a want to be Haiden Fierro who happens to be allergic to sunlight and showers. He also has no social skills. And is a complete NOOB. Cranks 90s on his mom and has a gravitational pull and who is NOT THAT GUY PAL.
by ewrythgfedfrgtht October 6, 2021
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sweat

a fucking person who likes to spend time on kid games
*controller noises* yeah i sweat how do you know?
by Epic GAymer 69 420 October 10, 2021
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Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".
"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"
by Otto Huan October 20, 2021
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Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males
I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.
by Cumologist November 1, 2021
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