Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."
My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.
by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015
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Bow legged swamp donkey

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.
by MindyJ September 02, 2006
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get out of my swamp

A layered way of telling someone to remove themselves from your presence, especially if they are in your personal space
Francine: hey Matthew, want to have a long conversation about that thing I'm really interested in but you just don't give a damn about?
Matthew: get out of my swamp, Francine
by Isaac42 November 14, 2020
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swamp fox

A guy who's sexy because of his grungy/punk style. They generally have dread locks, go surfing, and are really laid back.
That surfer with the dreads is such a swamp fox.
by lizzyloo December 10, 2007
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new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.
Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
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Mossy Swamp Bog Fuck

When a person filming for National Geographic (or any nature show with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.
I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked
by ThemGoodOlBoys August 30, 2020
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Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat

A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.
Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023
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