buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

milk fingers

When you dunk your Oreos into milk using your fingers and get milk on them.

Ha! He didn't use a fork to dunk his Oreos, and now he has milk fingers!

by savvykam April 10, 2017

drowsy milk

The milk produced by a nursing mother after she's had a drink or two at happy hour. Thus making the baby tired when it nurses.

I can't wait for happy hour today. Baby's getting some drowsy milk tonight!

by OAssBitches March 29, 2015

Soy milk

When you are milk and you want to introduce yourself in Spanish, you use it.

¡Hola! Soy milk. ¿Qué tal?

by Dick D. Dick November 18, 2020

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Giuseppe milk

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.

Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.

by Giuseppe September 4, 2022

Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.

Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.

by Bigbubba666 May 6, 2016