A bisexual who realises or accepts that they're bi after entering into a committed hetero relationship. Named after the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, which features a bi character who only enters a same-sex relationship in her virtual afterlife after a lifetime with an opposite sex partner.
I'm definitely bi, but I'm San Junipero bi. Like, I'm attracted to all genders, but I'm already married so the label doesn't matter most of the time.
by alanaisalive June 06, 2023
what we have to do? BI BUBU BA!!
by r0bbyb0bby November 21, 2021
the assumption that everyone is bisexual until they indicate otherwise - as opposed to assuming everyone is hetero .
“ I’m going on a date tonight - should probably let them know I’m bi since that could be a deal breaker .”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
by Alis0nr0se July 24, 2024
Then:stfu u gay
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian
Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy
*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian
Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy
*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.
by joshieposhy March 13, 2018
Ashley: "Hey, what type of sauce should I get for your wings? Ranch or blue cheese?"
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."
by CountShaftula March 10, 2023
by Big cel December 10, 2021
When you are only interested in opposite gender hookups for the purposes of angry sex. And you generally have same sex relationships
by Cor Riversprite August 18, 2022