english teacher

worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason

Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same

by sagiri izumi May 20, 2020

teachers

Boring people who would rather spend their life after school staying at school.

All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).

Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.

Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.

Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.

Some stutter all the time.

Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.

Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.

Teacher: Today your we are going to write a 5 page report.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.

by theyuongteen January 29, 2005

tēche

The combination of a Hitman, Assassin and Ninja. With all good qualities and no bad qualities. Through rigorous training you can become a tēche. They have a perfect mind and a perfect body and the two are perfectly balanced. Tēches can go from doing highly complex mathematical equations to scaling complete buildings. Tēches though, rarely kill, unless for self defence. They usually knock on their enimies.

Wow! Did you hear Eric became a tēche last night?

by itheeric June 14, 2009

Tech Taxidermy

Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.

"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."

by firstkipchak April 18, 2010

Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid

Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"

by Rehabilitated Bloke May 6, 2015

Teacherism

Discrimination against teachers

He was discriminating teachers which is called teacherism

by PikachuChampionj October 31, 2016

Teacher

A man or woman that wastes the time of innocent children by teaching them rubbish they can get off Google and if that ain't enough then they unload at least 3 hours load of homework on you to be done by the next day.

This teacher is literally a time waster.

If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids

by Anonymous Earth liver November 10, 2016