Think Tank

A place to release moist hairy fireballs when you put your snake in the fire.

Katie got a dirty Cpap at the think tank after getting smashed on fireball.

by KTPROC October 31, 2020

Tank

Someone aggressive and strong and buff

Billy: I'll bang ya dad out mate
Louis: nah you won't
Billy: yeah I will cuz I'm a Tank
#chavnation

by Gremlin 2.0 August 3, 2018

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Tank

IT'S NOT A CAR ARRAN SCREW YOU

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks

by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021

Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 3, 2017

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025