weslie 

a female given name (males name Wesley are spelled WESLEY) Weslies are extremely nice people. They can be very shy but once you get to know them they are HILARIOUS. They tend to be very girly or athletic. Maybe both. They're a tad sassy sometimes but it's not real sass, it's usually just a way of flirtation. They're very pretty and if you get the chance to meet one, take it!

That girl i is funny! Must be a weslie.

weslie by daisysooella March 27, 2014

shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.

OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!

shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Weslé 

To stimulate the male penis while rubbing and/or pulling on the shaft, often resulting in a spunky firework display.

on three lads... mag, open, Weslé

Weslé by pastrychef September 12, 2006

Wesley Gibson 

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard

Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."

Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011

Wessie 

A resident of West Yorkshire, primarily Leeds.

'Why is Scarborough beach so crowded today?'

'That'd be all the wessies.'

Wessie by anon157390 August 11, 2014

wesley willis

A misunderstood genius. Who is truly missed.

Rock over london rock on chicago,budweiser it's the king of beers.

wesley willis by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005