Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time
Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”
by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019
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cookout table legs

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
by kitttyyygirl January 03, 2021
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lucnh table

A table where a bunch of idiots sit at lunch, these people (guys) will have the stupidest conversations during lunch and are a really good friend group of about 7 people or so, there is two people always arguing (one of them is probably chubby) and everyone else just watches them, they most likely have a group chat where they house there shenanigans if anyone ever sees this group chat they will all go to jail
Did you see what he said in the lucnh table gc?
Lemme look
AHHHH
by Moldyhamsandwich November 23, 2023
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table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
by misf3re November 22, 2021
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not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.
That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.
by creality September 02, 2022
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Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.
Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.
by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019
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Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.
by She_knows_it November 16, 2016
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