TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
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turd serpent

When you take a huge dump that comes out in all one piece and shoots down the toilet drain with only a small fraction of the turd showing
Tom was horrified after he realized a turd serpent had came out of his anus and clogged the toilet.
by Turdserpentcreator November 30, 2014
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Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
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turd tennis

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."
by Yo_yo mom December 06, 2022
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astro-turds

The little black rubber pellets used for cushioning on artificial playing fields.
You could tell he was in bounds because when he dragged his foot you could see the astro-turds popping up.
by R. Apfelbeck January 08, 2007
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Bass turd

There's bass turds around the lake.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
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