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Super Straight

A “sexuality” made up by morons who won’t admit that they’re transphobic.

People who claim they are “super straight” don’t think transgender women or transgender men are real women or men.

“Super straight” people are complete disappointments to society and therefore should not be accepted. So if you see one make sure to not respect them!
a: “hey what’s your sexuality?”
b: “im super straight”

a: “wtf is super straight”
b: “i am a man who only likes women”

a: “so you’re straight?”
b: “no because trans women arent women lol sorry i don’t wanna date a man.”
a: “oh so you’re just transphobic
b: “no it’s my sexuality so i’m not transphobic”
a: “just admit you’re sexually frustrated because you have a crush on james charles and leave”
by yourgflovesmelol March 12, 2021
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The Last Starfighter

The best hardcore band outa Texas. Their shows are emotionaly driven and every member in their audience is affected by Roman's hauntingly beautiful voice. When one goes to a The Last Starfighter show one leaves in a nirvana that is indescribable. Members include: Beau, Roman, Ryan, Benny, and Nik
hXe kid 1: Did you go to the fighter's show last night?

hXe 2: Hell yeah!, when they played The Sum Of Rock the audience went crazy

myspace.com/thelaststarfighter
by Erick June 2, 2005
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Straight Date

A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."

"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008
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straight brim

Noun: The flat brimmed ball caps often preferred by urban youth. Most still have hologram stickers still affixed to them.

Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
'Let's leave this club. Way too many straight brims here'
by Deibert April 3, 2009
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straighthead

To be straighthead:

To see things just as they are.
To not fantasize about a situation, no matter how bad it is.
Seeing without letting feelings influence.
The guy in his job tried to get him fired, hoping he would lose his mind in front of the boss.
However, he was straighthead enough to see beyond the moment and kept himself cool.
by Leonardo ST August 23, 2009
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straight girl

straight girls are like spaghetti.... they are only straight until they get wet
Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF
by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 30, 2022
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Super straight

‘Hey do you date transgender girls?’
‘No. I don’t think they are actual girls.’
‘That’s kinda transphobic
‘No it’s not...’
‘Yeah it is dude’
‘ it’s my sexuality... I am super straight.’
‘Dude you need some fucking sleep.’
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