Square

Square means you havn't made out/got off with some one before.

Bob: Are You Still Square?
Bill: No i made out with some one last night
Bob: Who D-squared you?
Bill: This Fit Girl

by Levi_Pineapple October 23, 2007

Spongebob Squarepants

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.

I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

by Tam Datson May 7, 2003

sqyared

"bite me" in Smithenese

Mark told Mike "sqyared"

by chagned April 29, 2005

square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.

Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.

by AtlasRider September 10, 2011

Square

Someone who is unaware of or oblivious to a specific subculture; one who "doesn't get it." A person afraid to go out of their comfort zone.

On the search for marijuana, Tim asked Fernanda if she knew where he could find some "Mary Jane" but she was such a square she thought Tim was looking for white girl named Mary that worked at Starbucks.

by Poisin October 11, 2014

Square

Some who doesn't take part in sexual behaviour but is often pressured and doesn't give in

"Bro, that girl was totally square"

by Fuckyouallthenamesaretaken December 23, 2016

squareline

(Sc-Way-er Line) When a hairline isnt completely straight and goes down before the sideburns start; A hairline that is square or rectangular

"Dude, he has a massive squareline!"

by SuperHotTamales April 21, 2018