Ram spring

When you just decide to fuck every girl you talk to in a short amount of time

Damn I’m going on a ram spring. I don’t need anyone to hold me down.

by Bsysh May 31, 2018

new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.

Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.

by Springfield resident April 3, 2018

Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.

American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)

by Kid Kawaii July 9, 2018

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Emily soriano

Emily soriano is a kind and thoughtful person who is also part of LGBT+ and thinks Erick is a really cool dude she also really like balls on her face

hey emily soriano is Kind

by Emily soriano March 18, 2020

Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."

by ray.rubies April 24, 2020