spit took

After an individual has performed oral sex, an act of suddenly spitting out the semen in response to something funny or surprising.

Tim: "Wtf Nancy, you spat all my cum on me."
Nancy: "Sorry, you shouldn't have made me laugh then, I spit took"

Dan: "how was last night with Jake"
Kirsten:"it was good, but after I gave him a BJ, he made me laugh at the wrong time and I spit took"

by Ridlhasmanboobs69 April 13, 2021

magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.

Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!

by Monarch727 December 31, 2020

Don't cry over spilt milk

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.

Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch

by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022

splif

A joint with tobacco and weed mixed together.

Dude, we don't have enough pot to make a joint! It's OK, man, just roll a splif!

by Spicoli August 13, 2003

willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

by Dus10 January 16, 2008

Slit Peeper

Someone that spies on a girl's pink spot while she pisses/shits.

"Close the blinds while you take a shit, honey. I hear the new neighbor is a real slit peeper."

by slitpeeper#1 May 17, 2009

willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

by Dus10 January 16, 2008