sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.

"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."

by MackandBeas November 12, 2013

giant sperms

Nickname for jail kitchen workers who wear white coveralls.

Here comes the giant sperms up from the kitchen. Time to strip search them and check their butts for shanks..

by big-dick-brit October 2, 2006

commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008

Sperm Bulge

The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking.

Dave "I haven't pumped for a month."
Mike "Man you must have a fair Sperm bulge."

by Lukethesod March 6, 2009

Sperm Cramp

Crampage of which sperm is blocked from the penis, causing stinging and harsh brutal pain, but pleasure at the same time.

Hey David, my sperm cramps were very painful last night, how were yours?

by Bodacious Blueberry January 29, 2023

sperm

To be or not to be that is the question. Famous quote from William Shakespeare, which sperms use derisively.

The sperm either make it to the ovary, or don't. Sucks for the ones who dont.

by Glutinator June 1, 2007

goat sperm shitter

A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.

That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!

by Qrst1 December 14, 2008