by Lil Trash March 24, 2023

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

by rocket__ December 29, 2020

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.
by Uberfraulein June 2, 2018

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.
Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017

by GREATKINGSPEED March 11, 2022
