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speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
mugGet the speed skiingmug.

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
mugGet the Speed Skatermug.

speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.
Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"
by bb101214 July 23, 2010
mugGet the speed bumpmug.

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
mugGet the Speed Racer Yard Salemug.

Speed

Woah ALISON IS SPEED
by Brehd June 22, 2020
mugGet the Speedmug.

Speed trap

Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga
by Cartair July 18, 2020
mugGet the Speed trapmug.

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral
"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"
by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021
mugGet the just Speed run my Goose Punchermug.

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