"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
Get the speed skiingmug. A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
Get the Speed Skatermug. by bb101214 July 23, 2010
Get the speed bumpmug. When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Speed Racer Yard Salemug. 
by Cartair July 18, 2020
Get the Speed trapmug. by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021
Get the just Speed run my Goose Punchermug.