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Son of a poppyseed!

A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.
Son of a poppyseed! This salad looks good as a bih.
by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021
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Mj step son

A fat ass bich who was more necks than insults and flexes his day z base even tho his ass didn't build it
Stop being mj step son
by Wicky28272 June 20, 2023
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son

Male that is the result of the union of two gametes.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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Sonning

The subtle or not so subtle act of exerting force towards teaching a lesson to someone perceived to be younger, oftentimes done under false pretenses leading to bailing anonymously on actions initiated bringing harm, confusion, or otherwise affecting the trajectory of the independent body in motion before the Sunning. Ageist by definition.
Ex1:“Yo unc stop sonning me, you do you.”
Ex3: “I almost landed the trick until you decided to speak at me during what you thought was a moment you were helping me learn some type of moral lesson about not smoking because you thought you smelled cigarettes. Now I’m injured because I landed on my ankle. What you thought was danger was your own fear. It’s the constant sonning from you that leads no one inviting you to the skate park anymore Franklin.”
Ex 2: “That kid needs to stop masturbating. Every time he does I’m going to rub chemicals on his hand while he sleeps. Then he’ll know it’s bad for him.

(Nurse Wendy, 23 year old nurse fresh out of college, as she watches through a door as a 34 year old patient stuck in a hospital bed against his will masturbates in an attempt to signify defiance to his sonning captors in the psyche ward. Nurse Wendy quit a couple of months later when she got caught stealing, and no one ever understood why the patient was so paranoid beyond a term they came up to describe it.
by jordiepordie1210 January 31, 2025
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My Son

a common term for a boy named Philip Hamilton who was the son of American immigrant Alexander Hamilton in the Broadway hit show Hamilton.
Songs from the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast Recording with the phrase "my son"

Yorktown - "Gonna start a new nation, gonna meet My Son!"
Someday - "Philip you outshine the morning sun, My son"
"Look at my son"
"Philip, when you smile, I'm undone. My son"
Stay Alive (Reprise) - "Where's mY sON?!"
by anonymous December 5, 2020
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Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.
Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)
by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025
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son of a building block

Son of a building block! It's, Woody!
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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