soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 June 18, 2016

The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.

The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."

by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 9, 2022

soft get

UK slang phrase, to look daft or silly.

Used to define a person doing something weird or looking silly, usually when trying to appear funny to friends or family.

“Get out of it ya soft get”
“Stop it ya daft get, you look like a knobhead”

by Bugingy February 4, 2023

Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

Soft

Without any rough edges.

Not as many people as the girl would like to say thought she was a bitch really did, but they could tell she was soft hearted. She was a soft, spiritual person, that was the simplest way to describe her, and to call her anything else would be to call a spade something other than a spade to make things somehow seem more positive than they were.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021